Difference between Dog Owners and Cat Owners

[catcul]

Dog Owner:
"I bought my dog for $3,000. Here are her adoption papers, her pedigree, her vet records, and vaccination records."

Cat Owner:
"I was leaving work and found my cat behind the dumpster."

Dog Owner:
"Last night, my $3,000 dog got loose from the back yard. We looked all over the neighborhood, but couldn't find her. The next day, she came back with a 5-week-old kitten. That's how we got our cat."

[Deserted]

Cat owner:
"Last month my cat got out, then came back several hours later. Now, I will soon own several kittens..."

[Ghel]

My cat cost me about $80 in adoption and vet fees. He was found abandoned along a roadside. Who would abandon such an adorable and friendly kitten? Well, their loss is my gain!