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  • #31
    can't its on vacation with mine.

    go clean my parents house for me.
    It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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    • #32
      I don't know where they live.

      Find homes for all my Christmas presents.
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #33
        Sorry. I'm too busy finding homes for my Christmas AND birthday presents.

        Be a dear and get me a pack of sugarless gum, please.
        "But I don't want to be among mad people."
        You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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        • #34
          Sorry, all I can find is ABC gum.

          Please speak louder. I can't hear you.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #35
            Sorry, I have laryngitis.

            Will you make me some dinner, please?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #36
              Sorry but the FDA has deemed me "Unfit to cook"


              ...Can you itch that spot there on my back... I just cant quite reach
              "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
              -Red

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              • #37
                Sorry, my mittens are too thick & soft to be effective scratchers.

                Can you take that old fridge out back to the tip for me please?
                Arp happens!

                Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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                • #38
                  Sorry, but my back just went out.

                  Will you bring me another beer?
                  "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                  • #39
                    Sorry, all we have left is Zima.

                    Will you wake me up a tad earlier tomorrow morning..?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • #40
                      Sorry, I'm already gonna be at work.

                      Will you please take my shift for me?
                      "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                      I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                      • #41
                        can't...they fired me last week, for back talking to the SCs.

                        be a dear and finish the last 6 boxes of inventory for me.
                        It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                        • #42
                          No! I don't work here!

                          Would you bring me back some chocolate?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #43
                            can't its to cold.

                            be a dear and do the laundry
                            It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                            • #44
                              Sorry but the washer machine broke and buying a new one will max out the credit cards.

                              Would you spot me the cash for the new washer?
                              Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                              Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                              Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                              • #45
                                Can't. I've misplaced my pants.

                                Will you be a sweetheart and clean the litterboxes for me?
                                Unseen but seeing
                                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                                3rd shift needs love, too
                                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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