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    Unsurprisingly, the cost of everything continues to rise.

    Writing paper, however, remains stationary.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    Don't you mean paper remains stationery?
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    • #3
      Catcul...

      Writing Paper is also called Stationary.

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      • #4
        Writing paper is spelled stationery. Something that doesn't move is stationary.
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #5
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          Writing paper is spelled stationery. Something that doesn't move is stationary.
          We should keep stationery stationary. There's no need to push the envelope. My friend says I shouldn't make the paperweight.
          This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

          I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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          • #6
            Quoth catcul View Post
            We should keep stationery stationary. There's no need to push the envelope. My friend says I shouldn't make the paperweight.
            Ugh. I should ream you for that one.

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            • #7
              If you guys don't stop it, I'm really going to ream you out.

              Aw darn, someone beat me to it. Guess I ought to make enough posts so I don't have to be moderated!
              Last edited by EternalFrustration; 07-29-2014, 04:58 AM. Reason: Acknowledging defeat
              Random beatings will continue until morale improves

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              • #8
                Quoth EternalFrustration View Post
                If you guys don't stop it, I'm really going to ream you out.
                Tap it and die for the thread.
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #9
                  Everyone here knows the drill - someone goes off-topic into a bad pun, and the thread becomes boring. Time to turn the page.
                  Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                  • #10
                    Urg. Think I'm gonna book it out of here before the puns get any worse.
                    You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Kittish View Post
                      Urg. Think I'm gonna book it out of here before the puns get any worse.
                      Even before the representative has congress with the page?
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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