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Old 08-06-2018, 10:45 AM
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Default So THAT's how you get Ikea's meatballs...

Man gets his testicle stuck in an IKEA stool

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that shower seats are a thing...but OWWW!!!!
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Old 08-06-2018, 12:52 PM
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*winces* Didn't someone get awarded a Darwin for removing themselves from the gene pool via castration doing that?
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Old 08-06-2018, 01:58 PM
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I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool. Not sure.
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Old 08-06-2018, 04:35 PM
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I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool.
You can win one if you remove your ability to contribute towards the gene pool.

> Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:

> Reproduction
> Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
> Excellence
> Astounding misapplication of judgement.
> Self-Selection
> Cause one's own demise.
> Maturity
> Capable of sound judgement.
> Veracity
> The event must be true.

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Old 08-07-2018, 03:00 AM
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I've heard about grabbing life by the balls, but this is ridiculous.
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Old 08-07-2018, 08:02 AM
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I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool. Not sure.
You can get an Honorable Mention if you fail to remove yourself. You can get a Darwin Award after you already have a kid... By removing their ability to pass your genes on.
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I've heard about grabbing life by the balls, but this is ridiculous.
dammit, you ALMOST made me break rule #1 there!

I loved Ikea's response to the whole thing.
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Old 08-07-2018, 12:58 PM
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Actually, this is what happens to them.
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:06 PM
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I thought this was appropriate. The Kitten Lady has no balls.
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