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  • Particle physics jokes

    Don't remember where I heard these... Would love some more...


    A neutrino walks into a bar.
    "What'll you have?" asks the bartender.
    "Oh, I'm just passing through."

    ---

    "What'll you have?" asks the bartender.
    A tachyon walks into a bar.

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    A Higgs boson walks into a church.
    "Your kind isn't welcome here," says the priest.
    "But without me, you can't have Mass."
    Random Doctor Who quote:
    "I'm sorry about your coccyx, too, Miss Grant."

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