The Apocalypse is Nigh!!! (Or, small post, just for slicey...)

[lupo pazzesco]

Aw, my sarcasm translator stopped working apparently...

No, in all honesty, I did tell the manager I didn't appreciate that the cashier neither gave me my receipt, nor my cash back as requested, and I found it suspicious. I was only carrying my reusable bags, phone, keys and mp3 player, and just had my debit card in my pocket. So, I could've shown them I had no cash, whatsoever, if necessary.

What's sad is I have to go back to a Target today after work. I don't wanna. Shopping on a Sunday sucks. A lot. And I'm scared. >.>

[fma_fanatic]

Aw, my sarcasm translator stopped working apparently...

No, in all honesty, I did tell the manager I didn't appreciate that the cashier neither gave me my receipt, nor my cash back as requested, and I found it suspicious. I was only carrying my reusable bags, phone, keys and mp3 player, and just had my debit card in my pocket. So, I could've shown them I had no cash, whatsoever, if necessary.

What's sad is I have to go back to a Target today after work. I don't wanna. Shopping on a Sunday sucks. A lot. And I'm scared. >.>

Awww. *pets Lupo* it's okay. Doesn't the Target you go to have a Starbucks? You can get your pumpkiny-spicey goodness there. Or somewhere. mmmmmm, now I want one.

[lupo pazzesco]

Ooooh, yes starbucks!!

OH!! They'll do a soy chai with the pumpkin and vanilla flavoring. Treasure tried it and called me and told me it was awesome, so I tried it and it IS!!

*melts at the thought of chai pumpkin goodness.*

[chainedbarista]

C: Oh, so you don't think size matters? You's not looking for the biggest? Becuase, if you are--
Me: <I cut him off> I am in no way interested in tales of your baby kosher dill.

ahh, nothing like insulting a man's member...indirectly by cucumber refs.

as for the cashier, maybe it was a colossal brain fart and maybe something else; definitely follow up when that happens. something smells like fish and it ain't the seafood dept.

[Pagan]

Anyways, I'm in the produce section, grabbing some cucumbers because they're on sale and I love to munch on them at any time of the day.

Could you ship me some? I got a ne recipe for a great pasta salad that needed them and I couldn't find a singe one at Sunflower and I didn't feel like going over to Albertson's or, heaven forfend, back to Wally World.

Pasta salad still tasted good, but it makes enough for the Russian Army. Want some?

Me: <I cut him off> I am in no way interested in tales of your baby kosher dill.

Cornichon would've been better.

[lupo pazzesco]

Pasta salad still tasted good, but it makes enough for the Russian Army. Want some?



Cornichon would've been better.

I'll take the recipe in my inbox!!

And while cornichon would've been better you assume he'd be intelligent enough to understand the reference...

[Andara Bledin]

Cornichon would've been better.

But probably too obscure.

Plus, calling it "baby" anything is just so demeaning.

^-.-^

[dalesys]

Me: <I cut him off> I am in no way interested in tales of your baby kosher dill.

Freudian slip by the mohel?

[Captain Trips]

Freudian slip by the mohel?

OY!

Actually, I was going to ask how you knew he was Jewish?

(Q: How can you tell Jews are optimists?
A: We cut off a little bit even before we know how long it will turn out to be!)

[MoonCat]

Lupo, I thought of you this weekend when I went to my favorite ice cream shop and had a Pumpkin Sundae.

Pumpkin ice cream with hot butterscotch sauce & whipped cream. It was this good

[Becks]

I am in no way interested in tales of your baby kosher dill.

Holy biscuit.

[PepperElf]

if you have that same cashier again watch her like a hawk.

... assuming she is still working, because if she is in the habit of doing that... chances are they already had an eye on her. or maybe now they know they need to put one on her