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  • I am allowed to say, "I'm currently having lunch."
    I am not allowed to say, "I'm in the middle of deep throating weiners."
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    • Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
      Hiding a plastic spider in the boxes of bananas is definitely frowned upon.
      thank you by the way. The new boss made me work April fools day. The new boss is now well aware of WHY I'm not allowed to work April fools day now. Among other reasons.

      Don’t worry about what I’m up to. Worry about why you are worried about what I’m up to.

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      • Oh, that sounds like a good story. Share???
        “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
        One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
        The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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        • I'm baaaccckkk.....
          "I reject your reality and substitute my own"....Adam Savage-Mythbuster

          Must remember to stop using "brain of death" on slower morons.... I meant customers.

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