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Inquiring minds can know he was wearing an undershirt and is fairly chubby. I did not hear angels singing and I was to busy laughing to study his bodAnswers: $1
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Dumb looks are still free.
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Quoth Kisa View PostThey live for one day, have no mouth, can't bite, eat, poop, protect itself, anything. The exist to be eaten...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Whatever you call them they look nasty...https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
Great YouTube channel check it out!
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Fishermen around here keep an eye out for the early Mayfly hatch (literally the beginning of May, most years), because if you get to the lakes right as it starts the fish are in a feeding frenzy and they'll strike at pretty much anything. Wait too long and the fish are stuffed and only the most ornery trout will try your bait. /local trivia
They are, indeed, completely and utterly harmless.What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Update: Karma in action!!
I laughed at Paul when he took off his shirt, I laughed at Coworker S when a fishfly went down her shirt.
Today, I was wearing my uniform top with the missing shirt button (It popped off and I lost it) and, for the first time in a while, no undershirt. When I was doing dishes after close, a fishfly freaked out when I grabbed the dish he was on and flew down my shirt!!! I tried to get him out, but he wouldn't stay still long enough for me to grab him. I had to take off my shirt to avoid smooshing himAnswers: $1
Correct Answers: $2
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Dumb looks are still free.
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Quoth Teskeria View PostThey are better than palmetto bugs (giant flying roaches)!
Quoth Kisa View PostUpdate: Karma in action!!
I laughed at Paul when he took off his shirt, I laughed at Coworker S when a fishfly went down her shirt.
Today, I was wearing my uniform top with the missing shirt button (It popped off and I lost it) and, for the first time in a while, no undershirt. When I was doing dishes after close, a fishfly freaked out when I grabbed the dish he was on and flew down my shirt!!! I tried to get him out, but he wouldn't stay still long enough for me to grab him. I had to take off my shirt to avoid smooshing him"I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"
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Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post
Any day of the week!!! *shudder* Those things seriously creep me out.
Man, I *HATE* bugs. And the asskicker is, I don't really know why. I know that most of them are harmless.
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Ahhh mayflies. Don't get them up here, but when I lived in North Carolina by the river, oooh baby. I remember waking up one morning unable to see out my bedroom window as it was covered, every inch, with mayflies. I was about nine and super tomboy, so after my stepdad told me what they were and how harmless, out I went to play in the swarm. Came in covered in stubbornly clingy insects, and my mom marched me right back out and hosed me off in the yard"If looks could really kill, my occupation would be staring" Brand New - I Will Play My Game Beneath The Spin Light
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