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  • #31
    Yo mama's so fat, if she was shot, the people who draw the chalk outline would need two pieces.

    Yo mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama's so fat, she goes shopping for dresses in the tent store.

    Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't step around the cracks, she MAKES the cracks.

    Yo mama's so fat, she sells her buttocks for ad space.
    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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    • #32
      Yo momma's so stupid, she went to Dr Dre for a checkup (ok. The original one was papsmear, but this is for kids!)

      Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

      Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

      Yo momma's hair is so short, she curls it with rice.

      Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

      Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

      Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
      "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

      I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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      • #33
        Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
        Yo mama's so fat, she sells her buttocks for ad space.
        A bit off-topic, and not a "Yo Mama" joke, but being fat is not a prerequisite for that - earlier this week I read an "odd news" item that a strip bar is selling ad space on the strippers' buttocks.
        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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        • #34
          Yo mama's so large objects fall towards HER at 9.8 m/s squared!
          Character flaws aren't a philosophy -Scott Adams

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          • #35
            Yo mama's such a loser she came second in a losing contest.

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            • #36
              Yo mama's so fat, when her pager went off everyone thought she was backing up.

              Yo mama's so fat, when she went shopping she was suspected of stealing a sofa.
              People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
              My DeviantArt.

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