What's the difference between...

[Rapscallion]

All your best "What's the difference between..." jokes in here, folks. I'll start with a couple.

What's the difference between a broken-down road digger and a male giraffe in a flood?

One has dry hydraulics.

What's the difference between 'Oooh' and 'Aaah'?

About three inches.

(Not the standard difference jokes, but...)

Rapscallion

[Ironclad Alibi]

What's the difference between?

Between what?

Sorry, no hints.

*****

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

One is a bunch of cunning runts. ...

[crazylegs]

What's the difference between pink and purple?

How hard you squeeze.

[Professional Serf]

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?


There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

[Professional Serf]

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes

[Lace Neil Singer]

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

Ten beers.


What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.


What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?

Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.


What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?

Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

[Salted Grump]

What's the Difference between a Lawyer and a catfish?

One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeding muck-dweller, and the other's a fish.

[gremcint]

What's the difference between a holy man and a horny housewife?


none, they're both waiting for the second cumming.

[Docmayhem]

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl taking a bath?

The girl in church has hope in her soul.

[dalesys]

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

Where you hang the dirtbag.

[mircea12345]

What is the difference between Love , True Love and just plain Showing Off.

Spit




Swallow



and





Gargle

[dalesys]

What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?


Depth perception.

[seigus]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside.

[BookstoreEscapee]

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?


Beer nuts are $1.75. Deer nuts are under a buck.

[TechCreep]

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

-tc