NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Mr Hero]

I wonder if this diner is accepting applications.

[Gilhelmi]

I wonder if this diner is accepting applications.

I would pay extra to eat there

[Gilhelmi]

Evil? YES!

Funny as all heck? Double YES!!

[catcul]

This may be surprising coming from a computer professional, but there are some things I'd rather not have an internet connection.

[catcul]

This customer is a naughty girl. She was bound to be tied up with embarrassment.

Original story here.

[catcul]

This is why the Kartrashians are famous. I stand behind that spelling.

[catcul]

OK. Which one of you posted this to Not Always Friendly?

[mathnerd]

Not me! I've admitted to all but one of my stories on the Not Always sites, and the one I won't admit to publicly isn't that one.

[catcul]

This is the Streisand Effect in action. In an effort to take down an unflattering entry, she inadvertently introduced sandwich shop employees to notalwaysright.com. In response, they posted this story.

[catcul]

This is a good reminder for the members of Customers Suck.

[catcul]

Playing a werewolf based game can get quite hairy. The zombie jokes can make you feel dead on your feet.

[catcul]

What could possibly have gone through this woman's head that told her that trying to take off somebody else's hair was remotely acceptable, even if it was a wig?

I know I'm on Customers Suck, but that story is ridiculous by SC standards.

You Will Have Hell Toupee

[catcul]

So, what triggers your tentacle?

[Mr Hero]

Yeah right, Lisa! A wonderful, magical animal!

[catcul]

Yeah right, Lisa! A wonderful, magical animal!

I'd be tempted to give her the bird for that question. Then again, my late grandmother's farm used to have chickens.