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  • #1

    Give me a knife!

    Was doing a kitchen shift last night, so didn't have a lot of interaction with customers...except this guy. I was taking some trash out of the kitchen when Scary Customer comes up to me.

    SC: Do you have a knife?
    Me: A knife?
    SC: Yes, I would like to borrow a very sharp knife.
    Me: Is it for your food?
    SC: No.
    Me: What's it for?
    SC: Never you mind. I just need a very sharp knife. Or scissors. Just something sharp.
    Me: No, I'm sorry. We don't give out sharp knives or scissors.
    SC: Look I'm not going to use it to hurt myself or anything!
    Me: It's not you I'm worried about.

    I carried on walking.
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  • #2
    He could've at least come up with a stupid excuse.

    "I need it to... open... my... shoes?"

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    • #3
      AAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Run!
      Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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      • #4
        Maybe he needed to open a package of some sort?

        Okay, yeah that's being a little neive of me. Run away!!
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        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          ...Maybe he wanted to help someone ehm....get the point?...
          By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

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          • #6
            Quoth Seraph View Post
            ...Maybe he wanted to help someone ehm....get the point?...
            That was practically painful :P
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            • #7
              ... Yes sure sir I will hand you the instrument of my destruction.. SURE

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              • #8
                Quoth Bliss View Post
                That was practically painful :P
                I pride myself on puns of that caliber.
                By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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                • #9
                  Quoth Seraph View Post
                  I pride myself on puns of that caliber.
                  Where as I pride myself on the .357 caliber. Stand still so I can line up the sights...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Geek King View Post
                    Where as I pride myself on the .357 caliber. Stand still so I can line up the sights...

                    Aw...shoot...

                    /stands still
                    By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

                    "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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