We have the batmobile in custody

[XCashier]

When I worked at the Novelty Store in the Run Down Mall (circa 1989) some jerk wearing a brightly-colored serape grabbed our VCR and ran out the door. I chased him down, security caught up with him, I identified him and he was arrested.

Thing is, dumbass probably would've gotten away with it if he hadn't worn something so very distinctive! If you're going to do something stupid and/or illegal, you don't want to stand out like the proverbial sore thumb.

[evilhomer]

I guess if you're going to steal, you may as well go for the pot of gold but geez, that's some pretty large and high-end stuff he was trying to get away with. Not exactly something that can be pocketed and missed. That's to say nothing of all the other red flags he was putting up.