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Time to push myself out of my comfort zone
Shark Tank!
Shark Tank!
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Please quit because you won't be fired
You lazy bitchThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Clarification and refusal are not the same thing.
You lazy bitch
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You JUST crossed that line, pal.
I'm chafing
They have a mysterious illness...This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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You left WHAT behind?
$600...Gaarhh!The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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On today's edition of things stuck in holes they should not be stuck in...
A Cat Firefox plug-inThe Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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You filed an FCC complaint about WHAT?
There's no chicken in the chicken noodle soup!
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You do realize you're in the Mile High City, don't you?
I'm never coming here again!!This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Anyone use Harry's razors?
The worst
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You don't get table service when you don't ask for it
That's quality customer service
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Our shop floor is not your feeding bowl....
(Irresponsible) Father of the Year
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Overheard at the Golden Arches
So... bread is made by magic now?
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When the weather changes so should driving habits.
Please, get off the road.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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The New Observation Unit
Assume the Position...Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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She's Not Driving, is she?
These situations scare the Sh!t outta meThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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What's the worst chat up line you have ever heard?
"Did You Know?" -- The Movies!
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Shoplifter Caught and Arrested
Didn't think this through, did you?
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I have to be able to touch something to move it
Total disconnect from reality-The special snowflake.
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You lied and still get cheesed off at us
These situations scare the Sh!t outta me
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Just pay the damn nickel
You are a STUDENT
You're NOT my only customer, dammit!
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This is not prison
I did not deserve that look
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You are already under the bus, I'm just pointing it out
See what happens when you listen
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I swear to god I'll pay you $5 to shut up...
And...she's...OUTTA HERE...!!!This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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And then there were three...
Busted!(In which I fear I may have destroyed a marriage)The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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What's the worst chat up line you have ever heard?
The fun of nitpicking disaster moviesThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Pumpkin Spice Alert!!!
Attack of the Soup-Serving robot...This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Um ... hello?
Are you really that f*cking dumb?
OH CRAP!!!!
"But it should be in the cloud!"
my fault you're an idiot
Yup, called you out alrightThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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NO! you idiot
Just order the *bleeping* toner already!
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Need some advice...or suggestions...or prayers
If you know about service animals, please direct meThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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