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Quoth PepperElf View Postalong the same lines ... i got bored one day and found out you can buy bull semen on ebay. actually it was quite expensive. $100 a pop.
You can get horse and sheep too.If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate
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Quoth Animae View PostNope, I laughed to. We can have a special club in hell.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Semen is understandable - it has a genuine use in farming. It's expensive to hire a good stud, and somewhat cheaper to AI it. It's not something I'd buy on eBay though - you need to know that it's good-quality stuff and safe.
The other stuff... er, NO.
But if we're talking Weird Al... what about Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep?
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Quoth Chromatix View Post
But if we're talking Weird Al... what about Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep?
I love teh bit in The Lord God Made Them All on artificial insemination.
NOt sure why I'd want ahem moyle-leavings. Maybe it will make Savage Love next week.
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Actually, some high-end facial creams use skin cells harvested from the item in the white text. However, I don't think it would be much use for culturing cells after sitting around and then being shipped in the mail.My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.
Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.
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Oh man, look at what I started!
Here's a bonus one that doesn't quite fit in it's own post:
I had a listing come through that was offering a Thanksgiving "date" with 2 uh... "workers" of a Nevada brothel. It included a "romantic dinner followed by a dip in the hot tub with a bottle of wine". So I show it to my coworkers for a laugh and the first thing each one of them says is "You going to bid on it?" followed by "at least the system knew which person needed it the most!"
My mother had been emailing me various jokes all morning before I got this one, so I decided to send it to her as well... and what's her reply? "You going to bid on it?"
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About the whited out part. First thing I thought of was Jesus. Really. Since Jesus was resurrected, and not molding in a glass coffin, there are not reliquents of any body parts of his. But then some monk or pope got the bright idea that his foreskin must be floating around somewhere, so after getting ahold of a piece of the cross, and the nails, and the thorn crown, and the dirt Jesus thread on, they went after the holy foreskin. I think I've seen a painting of some female saint with the holy foreskin in hand.
Anyway, religion is weird, and I'm pretty sure Mary or Joseph burned the thing, or buried it. I mean, Jesus's foreskin?!? Why not also look for Jesus's hair from His first haircut? His last hair cut?Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.
Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.
I wish porn had subtitles.
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Quoth depechemodefan View PostI mean, Jesus's foreskin?!? Why not also look for Jesus's hair from His first haircut? His last hair cut?If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate
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