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New Game: The CS Shaving Cream Song
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Old 01-29-2014, 06:25 PM
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Default New Game: The CS Shaving Cream Song

XCashier had a great idea.

The way you play is that you compose an SC-related tale(s?) to a verse(s?) of The Shaving Cream Song.

The crude term for excrement gets replaced with:
Quote:
shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
Here are entries from this thread:
Quote:
Quoth EricKei View Post
I once had a S.C. curse at us,
Their pizza was not the right fit,
Two weeks since they ordered?! They called us,
They said, "This food tastes just like..."
Quote:
shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
Quote:
Quoth XCashier View Post
Last night an SC bought a pattern
And then bought ten yards of stretch knit
She tried to return it this morning
All washed out and cut up to...
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shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
A tax custy's refund was seized
it was for support for his kids
he called us out quite loudly
He said that the practice was ...
Quote:
shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
That is how this game will work
I ask that you to please not quit
If this very concept offends you,
Stick your head in a barrel of ....
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shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
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Old 01-29-2014, 06:35 PM
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Typing up letters from readers...
My head on the wall, I will hit.
Caps in wrong places, no commas,
You dumb mofos can't spell worth
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shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
Screaming S.C. is so angry,
I'm getting so tired of it.
My manager, he is so spineless,
Can't take any more of this
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shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
Gravekeeper he gets all the weird ones,
Amazed that he's not yet lost it.
We sympathize with your frustration,
But we love to read all of that
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shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
Drunk guy comes in Tuesday morning,
It's obvious that he's quite lit.
He says "Gimme some Pabst Blue Ribbon!!"
Jester says we don't sell that
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shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
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Side note -- For years, I thought that second line was "Peanuts and cream" until I actually looked up the lyrics. >_<

Amazing they were able to get away with this in 1946...tho I always loved the last verse: "...If any of you feel offended,/Stick your head in a barrel of..."
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Old 01-29-2014, 07:26 PM
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You bought this old toaster just last night
At the swamp, and you paid with debit?
It's got ten years of bread crumbs and scorch marks
You know what? You are so full of......
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Old 01-29-2014, 07:26 PM
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The customer returned a game
Said he didn't like Wii Fit
I opened the box
And it was full of

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Old 01-29-2014, 08:12 PM
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The customer rattled the locked door.
We'd had to close up for a bit.
We told her "we have a power outage,"
She told us that we're full of
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Old 01-29-2014, 08:44 PM
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I went for an oil change at Kwik-E-Lube
I drove the car for just a minute
They forgot to replace the car's drain plug
And my engine, it just took a ...

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Old 01-29-2014, 10:46 PM
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The sign, it said "No Parking"
You decided you'd try your luck
Now you're on foot and your pissed-off
Too bad, I don't give a ...

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Old 01-29-2014, 10:58 PM
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I started working at the call center
Folks yell at me as I sit
"Your company sucks and I'm angry
Go die in a fire and eat..."

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Old 01-30-2014, 12:16 AM
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I had to go clean up the bathroom.
Foul odors from there did emit.
I looked at the bathroom in horror.
The walls were all coated in
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Old 01-30-2014, 02:43 AM
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A couple came in to my bar
Asked if I'd watch their infant a bit
They wanted to drink without worries
But I don't get paid to babys--

SHAAAAving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

I serve drinks for a living,
So someone please tell me where it's writ
That I have to put up with these jackasses
And all of their utter bullsh--

SHAAAAving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

Grandma Moses wanted a discount
And rather than throwing a snit
She thought she'd try to be sexy
By flashing us her saggy ole--

SHAAAAving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

If we ask you for valid ID
And you're young enough to still have all those zits
Don't argue with us, you can't win
So stop giving us your all that whiny--

SHAAAAving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

It's barely past noon on a weekday
And already you're drunk as a duck
But if you think I'll still serve you
You're clearly dumber than--

SHAAAAving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

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Drunk guy comes in Tuesday morning,
It's obvious that he's quite lit.
He says "Gimme some Pabst Blue Ribbon!!"
Jester says we don't sell that
Creepy bizarre....that actually happened yesterday. And of course yesterday was Tuesday! As I said, weird.....
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