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Old 01-30-2014, 02:25 AM
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You called up our IT Support line,
You'd borked up your files quite a bit.
You're going to have to reboot now.
Spare me all of your whining bull--

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

I understand you think you're important,
Your title runs on quite a bit.
But you're hardly a VIP, are you?
Go away with your entitlement--

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Old 01-30-2014, 03:16 AM
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My cat he is looking right at me,
Right where I would like to sit.
I ask him to move, he says No Way --
How are you not used to my

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

There is snow all over the country,
People are stuck fast in it.
But you know, my town got off lucky,
So I'm not stuck driving through

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

Katrina it fucked up my hometown,
We ran so far and fast from it.
Four weeks on, I opened my freezer,
The food, it had turned into

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

This guy he don't know no computer,
No clue 'bout a byte, nor a bit.
He took White-Out to fix his spelling,
And covered his display with

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

Pokemon are such odd creatures,
Just how, in that ball, can they fit?
I guess they don't need to be eating,
'Cuz it seems that they never

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Creepy bizarre....that actually happened yesterday. And of course yesterday was Tuesday! As I said, weird.....
But for me...? It was Tuesday.
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Old 01-30-2014, 04:46 AM
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You don't like our rules and our system.
You're yelling and pitching a fit.
You say "the cust'mer's always right,"
But I say that you're full of
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Old 01-30-2014, 03:41 PM
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That button is easy to find, yeah,
And easy to press, isn't it?
When someone is being an asshole,
We love it when you report

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

New users, they're on Moderation,
Invisible posts, they're a hit.
So you don't have to deal with spammers,
We just banned three dudes for that

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"Sexual intellectuals. They're f@%#ing know-it-alls" - Chuck Yeager
"Good men don't need rules; today is not the day to find out why I have so many." - The Doctor
"[Friendship,] like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival. ~ C. S. Lewis

"French is my favorite ... Especially to curse with ... It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it." The Merovingian, "The Matrix: Reloaded"
"Customers are like van Gogh. They intentionally remove their ears when it suits them." TheDangOofMan, Reddit

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Old 01-30-2014, 08:24 PM
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If a horrific outbreak of acne
Marks your face up with many a zit
Then there's a great new way to cure it
So just slather your face in....

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look clean.

Something shiny you got in your mail
It's an AOL installation kit
Your computer's now slow and it's useless
Should've just just chucked out that piece of...

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Old 02-13-2014, 02:28 PM
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Crazy one comes to place advert,
Does not want to pay for it.
Goes nuts so we call the po-lice,
We don't need to deal with this

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.

Wednesday is crunch day, my darling,
Type all the words so they fit.
My story got bumped to B-Section
Where nobody ever reads

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.

Bought game way back in the Oughties,
Now they say, want to return it.
This thing goes back two generations,
And of course no receipt for that

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.

New co-irker started this morning,
All day on his ass, he does sit.
Owner's kid, he can't get fired,
I don't get paid enough for this

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"[Friendship,] like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival. ~ C. S. Lewis

"French is my favorite ... Especially to curse with ... It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it." The Merovingian, "The Matrix: Reloaded"
"Customers are like van Gogh. They intentionally remove their ears when it suits them." TheDangOofMan, Reddit

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Old 02-14-2014, 05:59 PM
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A prospect contacted Seraph
Said he wanted a website that's it
When she quoted her prices
He said she was full of
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Old 02-15-2014, 06:52 PM
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A prospect contacted Seraph
Said he wanted a website that's it
When she quoted her prices
He said she was full of
So he heisted one of her templates
His new website cost less than spit
She slapped him with a cease and desist
You know she ain't got time for that...


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Old 02-15-2014, 08:32 PM
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Customer's kids tore up the store.
It looks like an atom bomb hit!
I told Mum, "Please control your children,"
She said, "Why should I give a
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Old 02-15-2014, 09:17 PM
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Customer's kids tore up the store.
It looks like an atom bomb hit!
I told Mum, "Please control your children,"
She said, "Why should I give a
Now they're racing around crowded aisles
Her daughter's head, it just got split
She should've looked out for that display
Our insurance will not pay you....

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