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Old 02-16-2014, 03:20 AM
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You booked your room through a third party
V-day crowds the buffet can't fit
We didn't have your contact info
So to warn you we couldn't do

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Old 02-16-2014, 12:52 PM
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Draft finished just yesterday morning
My editor's throwing a fit.
It meets the contracted criteria
But he says that I'm all full of

shaving cream.....
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:34 PM
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Just finished cleaning the cat box,
So to my chair I go, to sit.
An awful smell wafts to my nostrils,
That damn furball just took a

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
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Old 02-16-2014, 06:02 PM
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The winter is no longer coming,
It's been snowing for quite a bit.
After spending the day doing shoveling,
My back has been giving me

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
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Old 02-17-2014, 10:51 AM
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Some custys will try to be clever,
Think they'll get what they want with some wit
Those custy's are easily defeated
'cause they're usually just full of...

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.

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Old 02-18-2014, 08:08 PM
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Agrabaga got a tow call incoming
Parked with a fake permit
He snickered and hooked up the car
Someone's now in some really deep
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Old 02-18-2014, 08:15 PM
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There once was a boss with a backbone.
We all loved his humor and wit.
After too many customers whining
His spine's sadly now turned to..

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
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Old 02-19-2014, 02:45 PM
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This customer bought half our yarn stock
(You could say she's a real knit-wit!)
She demanded to double her discounts
And screamed until I lost my
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Old 02-19-2014, 07:34 PM
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I once knew a customer dreadful
Demanding and all in a snit.
The lift then enacted some Karma.
It got stuck and then she lost her

SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
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Old 02-21-2014, 03:50 PM
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Dense fog, snow, winds and now rain
The TM got in a big snit
Seems no one wants to do taxes
When they have to drive throught this
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