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Old 04-04-2008, 07:24 PM
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Dear Drunken College non-peers,

What the hell is wrong with all of you. Do you not see the epic stupidity to be found on partying on a Thursday night, knowing full well you have an important class to go to the next day. And yet you're the ones complaining about failing because the teacher is "unfair" or the tests "too hard."

Grow up you whiny shits. Life will never hand you anything unless luck happens to take a dump on your head, like that random person did last night, in that place, with those people. I'm going to take great pleasure in watching you fail miserably and flop around like a dying fish on land.

A now feeling better,
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:54 PM
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Dear Tommy Lee (the guy downstairs):

Put a shirt on! Ribcages are only popular on America's Next Top Model. You are not the real Tommy Lee.......if half of the 20 year old girls you oddly attract knew that you actually cannot play guitar, they'd leave you in a New York minute. If it weren't for your amazing skills at male prostitution and drug dealing, no one would want you.

You're gross. Go get updated on all of your shots before you infect the entire city.

Your not amused upstairs neighbor,

Blas
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:01 PM
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Dear clients;

I AM ON VACATION NOW.

Don't call me until a week from Monday.
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:09 PM
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Dear You Know Who You Are,


WHY WHY WHY WHY???!

I don't understand... you seem so intelligent.


....


Damnit, I really kinda wanted to fuck you, too.

-Me.
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:46 PM
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Damnit, I really kinda wanted to fuck you, too.
Now THERE is a backstory I really DO want to hear!
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:52 PM
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I'm kinda curious too.....

on that note:

Dear Guy I'm Seeing:

I hope you weren't too mad last night that I just wanted to sleep. It's a little too soon.....and I'm afraid of big things.....

Blas
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:53 PM
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I'm afraid of big things.....
And THAT could be taken all KINDS of ways!!!!
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:16 AM
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Dear...

I hope that you realize that not all of us with a certain point of view are idiots or bad people, and I'm sorry that there are idiots that sadly, give you a mostly justified viewpoint. I hate it worse than you do, believe me.

My attitude towards you didn't change, and I hope yours doesn't either.

I respect you, think you're awesome, and still want to totally wreck that shit.

Tootles!

~Me
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:58 AM
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Dear Boss,

I hope you eat and you !

Your disgruntled employee,
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:12 AM
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Dear Me:

Watch this video. Keep things in perspective.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QneoRfRqtbE

--Me


(for those curious, it's "Jiggly Butt" from Foamy the Squirrel.)
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