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Old 09-20-2018, 11:39 PM
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He's limited to how much he can order at one time per his boss's orders. He's told her a few times they should order, say, $4000 worth of a product instead of the $2000 worth since it goes so quick, her logic is maybe it'll sell this fast now and then next time it won't.

She's a bit of a lunkhead.
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Old 09-21-2018, 12:55 PM
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Gotta love stubborn bosses x.x It's CHEESE. It's not like the "extra" is gonna go bad in the week or so between deliveries >_>
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Old 09-23-2018, 03:37 PM
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She's really a bit of a killjoy. His favorite thing to do is order a cheese that retails at, say, $5 a pound, hand rub it with spices and seasonings or flavorings, then turn around and sell it for $10 a pound. The CEO of the company (it's a small chain, mind you), love it. She hates when he does it since "we're the only store that does it, stop it" and it baffles him. I think last year he pulled in close to $300K extra revenue with the cheese? It kills me because he can get so creative with it and she does this stuff.
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Old 09-23-2018, 04:30 PM
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"We're the only store that does it" = Friggin MONOPOLY on the item. Anyone wanting to buy this kind of thing HAS to come here.
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