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  • The Psychopath

    A couple was getting ready for bed when a man brandishing a gun suddenly rushed into their room.

    "I'm a psychopath and I'm going to kill both of you. But first I need to know your names. I have know my victims' names before I kill them."

    He pointed his gun at the wife and demands to know her name. The frightened woman answers, "My name is Nancy."

    "Nancy? That's my mother's name! That means I can't kill you," said the psychopath. He then pointed his gun at the husband and demands his name.

    "My name is Frank, but everyone calls me Nancy!"
    -It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
    -I see the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived. And these men are pumping gas and waiting tables.-Fight Club

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    For some reason I thought of "DEPLOY DEFENSES PEW PEW"
    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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