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  • The Beast

    666 = number of the Beast
    665 = older brother of the Beast
    660 = approximate number of the Beast
    66600 = zip code of the Beast
    $665.95 = retail price of the Beast
    DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
    666.0000 = Number of the High-Precision Beast
    0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
    /666 = Beast Common Denominator
    -666½ = Imaginary number of the Beast
    6.66e3 = Floating point Beast
    1010011010 = Binary number of the Beast
    6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
    1-666 = Area code of the Beast
    666 mph = Speed limit of the Beast
    $699.30 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
    $769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
    $656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
    $646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
    Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
    Route 666 = Way of the Beast
    666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
    352 – Oven temperature for roast Beast in Europe
    666(k) = Retirement plan of the Beast
    666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
    6.66% = 5-yr CD interest rate at 1st Beast of Hell Nat. Bank, $666 min.
    deposit
    $666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
    Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
    Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
    i66686 = CPU of the Beast
    665.9997856 = Number of the Beast on a Pentium
    666i = BMW of the Beast
    DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
    1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
    668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
    333 = The semi-Christ

    Shamelessly stolen from Puckishone's email to me.

    Rapscallion

  • #2
    Quoth Rapscallion View Post
    666i = BMW of the Beast
    Rapscallion
    What...he couldn't afford an iL model?
    Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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    • #3
      Quoth protege View Post
      What...he couldn't afford an iL model?
      He couldn't get the loan from 1st Beast of Hell National Bank.
      I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

      Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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      • #4
        Quoth Rapscallion View Post
        666 = number of the Beast
        665 = older brother of the Beast
        660 = approximate number of the Beast
        And of course, 664. Neighbor of the Beast.

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        • #5
          Wouldn't 669 be the favorite position of The Beast?
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            667- The guy who lives over the road from the beast.
            5017174666879- Barcode of the beast.
            (at work we do have some barcodes that have 666 in the middle. When they scan the screen flickers eerily. I think it's proof of the companies commitment to evil)
            Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.

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