I am NOT kidding about the dirty.
Last night, the phone rang at about 4AM and I answered it.
ME: <hotel name> <location>, This is BroSCFischer, how may I help you?
Jack Ass: How much is a room for 1 person for 1 night?
ME: I can get you a Non Smoking Room with 2 Double beds for $XX.XX
JA: <garbled> suck <garbled> c
JA: <garbled> suck your p
I am a guy, and I don't appreciate that kind of language. If you are looking for accommodations, look elsewhere. <click>
"When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." William Shakespeare, King Lear
Act IV, Sc VI
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