Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Magpie]

Granted! Let's watch your BMI drop... oooh, look 15...

I wish I had more baking sheets.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You have so many baking sheets, the only place left to store them is in the oven, so you can't actually bake anything.

I wish the neighbors would get some WD-40 for their squeaky door.

[Magpie]

Granted. While they were at it, they sprayed everything liberally. Some got in your brakes.

I wish that the ants would go away.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! The ants go marching one by one! Hurrah! Hurrah!

I wish it wouldn't rain tomorrow, when I actually have to go somewhere and look nice in the process.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! it snows

i wish The Boy was here

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Unfortunately, you are not.

I wish for not to have trouble parking in Red Bank tomorrow.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you just get there after they close

i wish i had a bike

[Magpie]

Granted! Seats are optional, right?

I wish that I was done with Xrays already.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You've just been blasted with Gamma rays. Have fun with your new life as the Hulk. I recommend you take up some kind of meditation or something to keep your temper in check.

I wish my head did not hurt.

[shankyknitter]

granted, now everything else hurts

I wish I wasn't a coward when it came to boys. Especially cute nerdy boys

[Magpie]

Granted! You also get a corruption-free wish, because any way of corrupting this will just make you more anxious IRL, which isn't cool.

I wish I had remembered to soak the beans last night so we had something interesting for dinner tonight.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but you soaked them in rum. hope that's interesting enough for ya

i wish i find a job easily enough when i get back to idaho

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But the company went out of business the day before you start.

I wish I could be relaxing on the beach watching the porpoises with a cool drink and some good music to listen to.

[Magpie]

Granted! Hope you aren't too traumatized by those porpoises mugging you. (Seriously, they're vicious).

I wish I was able to stand so I could go and volunteer to sort at the thrift store tonight.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but they have you sort through a pile of clothes that someone dropped of. and it smells...of wrongitude

i wish my wrist stops hurting