Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but when you get there, they run out of food

i wish the job i'm interviewing today doesn't suck

[Magpie]

Granted! But they just filled the spot.

I wish I had a better idea how to use my cane.

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish I had a better idea how to use my cane.

Granted! In the near future, your significant other will royally piss you off, and you'll shove it up his ass... SIDEWAYS!

I wish I had more money.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but you get thrown in jail for robbing a bank and you can't spend any of it

i wish i could stay home and crochet cute things all day and get paid for it

[ZedOmega]

i wish i could stay home and crochet cute things all day and get paid for it

But wouldn't getting paid in yarn and Skittles cancel out the fun factor?

I wish dogs could fly.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Your car is their favorite target for "dive bombing"...might want to get a membership to the car wash..

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

[Magpie]

Granted! But you don't like it.

I wish I had fewer projects on the go right now.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now you don't have any and you're bored silly

i wish i could have taken a better picture of the double rainbow we just had

[hinakiba777]

Granted! It's perfect, but you drop your camera and it gets destroyed.

I wish that my brother's birthday on Thursday is awesome for him.

[Magpie]

Granted! But now he won't shut up about how great it was.

I wish sunscreen wasn't such a bother to put on.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But now he won't shut up about how great it was.

I wish sunscreen wasn't such a bother to put on.

(Yes he would do that. Not shut up about his b-day)

Granted. Here is a sunscreen that is not a hassle to put on, however it is not waterproof at all so if you go in the water or sweat it will cease to work. Good luck.

I wish I could get my new HTC without having to buy it outright at full price.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but it breaks and because you got it on sale, you can't get it fixed

i wish my toes stop blistering

[Magpie]

Granted! This then causes them to never develop calluses. So they're always just this side of blistering.

I wish my hotel had a pool.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but it's full of piranhas

i wish i was more motivated to do sit-ups

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But you can't sit back down.

I wish you were here.