Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Magpie]

Granted, but he insists on going to the same movie as every giggling, texting, chattering tweenie.

I wish I had the right colour of thread.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted, but he insists on going to the same movie as every giggling, texting, chattering tweenie.

My roommate is at that movie right now...

I wish I had the right colour of thread.

Granted! But you have the wrong color fabric.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

[dalesys]

Granted.

For each wish you make you receive two wishes you must make. Enjoy your recursion into Stack Overflow Land.

I wish I had had some fluorescent paisley BDUs to wear to my little brothers birding in ABQ.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but they're waaaaaaaaaaay too big

i wish i could find the right yarn to finish one of my crochetting projects

[Magpie]

Granted! But you can't find anything to do with it once it's done.

I wish my foot was better

[hinakiba777]

Granted but now your knee hurts!

I wish it wasn't so hot in my bedroom.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! its now -20 C in your room!

I wish the laundry was done so I could go to bed.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but it's piled all over your bed so you still have to stay up late folding

i wish netflix had more superhero cartoons for streaming

[hinakiba777]

Granted! They have all the superhero cartoons you could want but there is a region ban where you are.

I wish my mom would let me bring home a kitten.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But it grows up to become a tiger.

I wish I could get one of my fanfic stories turned into a movie.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. But it grows up to become a tiger.

I am Totally fine with this

I wish I could get one of my fanfic stories turned into a movie.

Granted! It's a really bad one you wrote when you were 12. It becomes the next Twilight and the studios are breathing down your neck to get SEQUELS.

I wish I knew what to do to kill my boredom

[Green_Fairy]

I wish I knew what to do to kill my boredom

write fanfics

i wish i had more flowers

[hinakiba777]

Go buy some! I'm not granting you wish if you don't grant mine!

I wish that everyone would play this game properly.

[Magpie]

Granted! But then you get traumatized by how your wishes get corrupted.

I wish my friend would stop asking me for advice on how to interact with the ladies.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! your friend instead starts following you around instead of just talking

i wish i knew a girl that has tried the PX90 workout