Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Magpie]

Granted. Better start on that ark.

I wish my eyelets would sew themselves (including the ones that I've already done, they should be prettier)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! They place themselves Willy Nilly on your project,

I wish I didn't have to write cover letters to apply for jobs

[Magpie]

Granted! You are stuck in a dead-end job that is resume death. Ergo you never need to apply for jobs.

I wish my waist was bigger. (I hate women's clothing).

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! All my excess weight is transferred to your tummy. So you waist is MUCH bigger, and i"m in shape. (self-serving corruption)

I wish that my new dress fit. (it's too small)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now you've lost so much weight that NOTHING fits on you.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner tonight . . .

[Dave1982]

Granted! You go out to eat instead but end up with a horrible case of food poisoning.

I wish my flat tire would fix itself.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. Now you've lost so much weight that NOTHING fits on you.

Technically, I wished the dress would fit, not that I'd lose weight.

I wish my flat tire would fix itself.

Granted. It overfills itself and screws up your wheel alignment.

I wish I was done with Working NIght shift forever.

[Dave1982]

Granted. You are abruptly switched to day shift with no time to adjust your sleeping schedule. In fact, your first day shift starts right after your last night shift.

I wish I had an orange icee.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Technically, I wished the dress would fit, not that I'd lose weight.

Fine, it fits, bit the color is just terrible on you...

I wish I had an orange icee.

Granted! That seagull flying above decided he wants it too.

I wish my eyes weren't bugging me so much.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Your eyes aren't bugging you, they are BUGS!

I wish that my birthday celebrations will be awesome

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! 90 people show up....none of whom you remotely know....get drunk....and kick you from your own awsome party.

I wish it didn't feel like saturday

[Dave1982]

Well, ok, if you insist.....GRANTED! It's MONDAY! EVERYDAY!!

("Way to go, Al....")

I wish I hadn't had to wait 3 hours at Sears for a simple flat repair today.

[NateTheChops]

Well, ok, if you insist.....GRANTED! It's MONDAY! EVERYDAY!!

("Way to go, Al....")

I wish I hadn't had to wait 3 hours at Sears for a simple flat repair today.

Granted. You now have to wait about four weeks.

I wish I didn't have to wait a full year to get Salem's fortune telling lisence.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but you can only pick up the license after you foresee it

i wish i had more energy to do stuff

[Whiskey]

granted! but you can only pick up the license after you foresee it

i wish i had more energy to do stuff

Granted! You're now addicted to amphetamines.


I wish I had a dvd burner