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Old 11-09-2019, 12:01 AM
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This just happened in my restaurant, and I'm really fuming.

This old hag told me I needed to clean my restaurant better.

Yeah, I know there was a napkin on the floor, one that you dropped on it.

Yeah the floor wasn't swept, because it was non stop crazy all afternoon. Hard to sweep when every table is full.

Yeah the rug wasn't vacuumed, because of the previous reason - oh and when I did get a moment this afternoon I did.

Oh, wait said former employee could do a better job. She's a former employee because she did JACK SHIT around here!

Oh, wait, that's right we got a fucking perfect score from the health inspector thanks to my effort!

Yeah, go jump into the grave, you damn bat! I hope you never darken my damn business ever again!

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Old 11-09-2019, 10:23 AM
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Wonder if she’s related to the aforementioned ‘former employee’? Maybe she’s just a bitter bitch.
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Old 11-09-2019, 04:14 PM
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Maybe she’s just a bitter bitch.
Maybe she's just a bitch, period.

For some people, the only sense of 'validation' they ever get is to make others miserable.
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Old 11-12-2019, 07:06 PM
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For some people, the only sense of 'validation' they ever get is to make others miserable.
IOW they are SC's
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Old 11-13-2019, 03:21 PM
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Maybe she's just a bitch, period.

For some people, the only sense of 'validation' they ever get is to make others miserable.
Either that or dementia.

People like her have made something I've wanted - owning a business - turned into a nightmare. I'm now just biding time till the lease is up, end of September next year, and get the hell out of dodge.
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Old 11-14-2019, 02:04 AM
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Think you'll be able to find some sucker someone to buy it from you?
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