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  • Here's a terrible one I came up with...

    What do you call a promiscuous woman who talks way too much?

    A Chatter-Hoochie...

    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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    A couple more terrible ones.

    When working around steamrollers, you need to remember one of two musical notes. What notes are they?

    C sharp or B flat.

    If someone were to push a piano down one of the shafts at Inco's nickel works in Sudbury, in what key would be the resulting crash?

    A flat minor.
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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      What do you call a soft drink made in the mountains?

      Appalachian Cola

      I'll see myself out.
      This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

      I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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      • #4
        What's the Chinese for esophagus?

        Chow mein.
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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