In which I'm accused of potential fraud.

[Lovecats]

So she insisted on using her card just so she could bitch.

Makes you wonder if she knew the card readers were down before she got up to the register. From how she was described I wouldn't be at all surprised.

[Sapphire Silk]

One day I showed up, all chipper and ready to go, when she confronted me and said I stole her diamond brooch, and if I wouldn't find it, she would be calling the cops. Luckily I was bonded! Anyway, I couldn't find it, offered to clean, which she refused, and went home. Later, I got a contrite call from her daughter, who had pinned it to the dress she was wearing to an event. The dress was hanging on her bedroom door. She begged me to come back, and my answer was a simple "No." That is the only word I spoke to her.

I would have used two words.

"Fuck no."