Adult Movies & The Elderly

[Mixed Bag]

Brain bleach for this? Maybe you'd rather it was an immature voice?

Phone Jockey, what if you thought the person sounded under 18 but you weren't sure and they said they weren't and threatened to sue for vocal discrimination?

[Phone Jockey]

Yeah, it's mostly that she could have been my grandma (thankfully my g'ma doesn't have digital cable!) & that was what worried me. People who call in for their "adult movies" really have no shame. It would embarrass me to high heaven for someone to know what I was gearing up to do, but that's just me, I suppose.

[JuniorMintz]

GO Granny Go!

[chainedbarista]

i can't imagine my grandparents doing this, but if that's what turns their screws, then enjoy it!

[Becks]

I'm all for people enjoying porn, but I'd rather not have special glimpses into peoples' lives like that.

Good for Grams, though!!!!

At least she admitted her mistake about the remote controls, too...

[TNT]

I don't know. I once had to process a Viagra prescription for a 96 year old man. According to the records, his wife was 92.

While I wouldn't buy the video, the future seemed a lot brighter that day.

[Kiwi]

brings a new meaning to the term

"super gran" doesnt it

[Cufflinks]

Customer: OK, I'm trying to buy this racy movie (!) but I can't.
Me: Mam, you have to use OUR remote.
Customer: Oh! Oh well, I feel so silly!
Me: Indeed you do, mam.

That is hillarious, I love the fact that she called it a racy movie, and the so silly remark.

Great reply too "Indeed you do, mam."

Beautiful stuff, Grandma's got a new bag.

[Tria]

I don't know. I once had to process a Viagra prescription for a 96 year old man. According to the records, his wife was 92.

While I wouldn't buy the video, the future seemed a lot brighter that day.

Statistics indicate we spend more money on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimers research.... So we got a bunch of people with perky breasts. raging boners and no memory fo how to use either.... *Sighs* Priorities....

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Got some bad news for you all:

Old folks are as into sex as you are. Probably know a few more tricks than you do.

They weren't always old, and they've likely had more practice.

That they DO. As my b/f says, he's not dead yet.

[Cia]

Huh, that woman is a year younger than my Mom and sounds just as scatterbrained as my Mom. Creepy. <shudder>

[Gurndigarn]

Ah, these young'uns. Some day they'll understand.

[Midnight]

This reminded me of something that happened at my game store several months ago.

It was a Friday when I had opened by myself and it was early in the afternoon. Some old guy struts in who had to at least be 65 if not older and the following conversation ensues:

OG = Old Guy

Me: Did you need help finding anything sir?
OG: Yeah, you wouldn't happen to know any codes to unlock the sex scenes in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for PS2?
Me: You mean the "Hot Coffee" content? (If you don't know about the "Hot Coffee" mod and the trouble RockStar Games got in over it, read this.)
OG: Yeah, that's the one!
Me: I don't think there are any codes for it, but I believe you can access it via using a cheat device like a CodeBreaker. I'm sure if you looked online...
OG: You wouldn't happen to have a cheat device would you?
Me: Not at the moment for PS2, but I'm sure if you looked around town you could find one...
OG: Oh, okay. Thanks!
Me after he left:

I'm not suprised if young guys or adult men come in mentioning it, but when you're probably well over 70? That really caught me off guard...

[Phone Jockey]

That is hillarious, I love the fact that she called it a racy movie, and the so silly remark.

Great reply too "Indeed you do, mam."

It was funny how rarely they would hear my quick retorts. They were too focused on what they were doing.

[SonOfSpam]

I need to invent a memory erasing machine.