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Old 08-15-2019, 03:02 PM
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Whereas people who buy Vaseline,marrows,chocolate spread and a cheerleader skirt will have their card marked with a little flag saying DEVlANT...
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:08 PM
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Whereas people who buy Vaseline,marrows,chocolate spread and a cheerleader skirt will have their card marked with a little flag saying DEVlANT...
Au contraire. They will have their cards marked, "For a good time call ..."
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:24 PM
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I'm still working my way up to rope, a tutu, duct tape, and a Miss Piggy mask.
And a pack of gummy cola bottles.
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Old 08-16-2019, 09:17 PM
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Well, this thread certainly went off-track quickly ...

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Old 08-17-2019, 05:27 AM
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Perhaps it needs to be left on its own to dream its dreams.
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