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Old 02-02-2019, 12:20 AM
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Which per the OP, you're explicitly not allowed to do, or at least not to get it free. Neener Neener from BigFoodCo! Shoulda been buying large to begin with, don'tcha know that's the American Way? Agreed with prior commenters, they should have at least tried it on a sample market. And then thrown the genius who came up with it to the enraged customers there.
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Old 02-03-2019, 07:58 AM
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TreeRat - Aye, but they really should have accounted for the possibility of a customer demanding something like that. I realize that they WANT every customer to go in and make $1,000 transactions (and NEVER return any of it!), just in case, but that ain't gonna happen

That's right up there with assuming that every return will become an exchange.
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MJ - I find that the problem with those is that much tends to get lost in the treanslation.
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