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Old 02-20-2019, 10:26 AM
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Default the coffee thief strikes again

Winter has been slow at the 60 room motel I work audit at. One morning I put out one pot of regular and one pot of decaf coffee in the breakfast room.

A short time later I go into the room to check supplies and cleanliness and both pots of coffee are already drained. This is strange because nobody drinks that much decaf.

I look around the room and my coffee thief is sitting their with his ginormous mug. He has always filled this every time he is here. I even comment on how strange it is that the decaf is gone.

He looks up and says "wait one of those was decaf?" (clearly marked by the way)
And I get some evil satisfaction that my coffee thief is leaving the hotel with half reg/half decaf. hee hee
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Old 02-20-2019, 12:52 PM
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For any caffeine fiend, decaf is just... WRONG!

Of course, if he can't be bothered to read and picks up a pot of heresy... well, that's his punishment right there.
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Old 02-20-2019, 05:51 PM
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Drinking decaf is like paying a hooker just to cuddle.
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:22 PM
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This reminded me of...
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:35 PM
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Brown colored and flavored water....serves the thief right.
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Old 02-21-2019, 05:47 PM
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Is there any way to make both servers decaf when you see him coming?
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Old 02-21-2019, 06:00 PM
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