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You Know You're Kinky When ... (Definitely Not Safe for Work)
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Old 11-05-2017, 04:36 AM
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NSFW You Know You're Kinky When ... (Definitely Not Safe for Work)

You know you're kinky when ...

...you spend $400/month on clothespins and you own a dryer.
...you can't find women's clothing that fits your boyfriend.
...you own a shock collar, but not a dog.
...you get into position when your girlfriend picks up her hairbrush or your belt.
...you have a threesome with your girlfriend and her twin. How can you tell the difference? He has the mustache.
...your girlfriend has the key to your heart, and your chastity device.
...you get the red duct tape because it looks good over your mouth.
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Old 11-07-2017, 02:08 PM
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You know you're kinky when ...

...you have a threesome with your girlfriend and her twin...
or what they call a normal Saturday night in Mississippi
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