Twitch vs. Agriculture

[Argabarga]

Old McDonald had a trailer

E-I-E-I-O

And on that trailer he missed a payment

R-E-E-P-O


Yeah, I wouldn't have believed it myself if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, but, Twitch repoed hisself' a cattle trailer today, from the "McDonald Farm", sign on the side even said so.

He'd been after this one for quite a while.

First time he came for it, they saw him as soon as he turned up the driveway and immediately blocked it in with all their assorted trucks and stuff and told him to: "Get the hell off my property, you ain't takin' my stuff, you ain't takin' S*IT!"

So Twitch did

A week or so later he came back and found they'd hooked up a truck to the trailer, and left it while off doing something else, repo rules say you can't unhook it, so he had to leave it again.

On a third try, today, he found the truck was gone, but, the trailer was walled in on three sides, a smaller trailer in front of it, a smaller trailer behind it, and a smaller pickup truck beside it on one side.

Guess they figured Twitch coudln't do a 90 degree hook up.

They figgured' wrong.

Man are they gonna be pissed.

[fireheart]

Old McDonald had a trailer

E-I-E-I-O

And on that trailer he missed a payment

R-E-E-P-O

I started giggling madly when I read this. Just the thing to wake you up in the morning

[Jay 2K Winger]

I love Twitch. I want more "Twitch vs" posts whenever you can put 'em together, Arga.

[morgana]

And on that trailer he missed a payment

R-E-E-P-O

So glad I was obeying Rule #1!!.

[MoonCat]

Old McDonald had a trailer

E-I-E-I-O

And on that trailer he missed a payment

R-E-E-P-O

With a hitch, hitch here
And a hitch, hitch there
Here a Twitch, there a hitch,
Everywhere a Twitch-hitch...

[XCashier]

With a hitch, hitch here
And a hitch, hitch there
Here a Twitch, there a hitch,
Everywhere a Twitch-hitch...

(you beat me to it!)

Old McDonald had a trailer,
He's got it no more!

[Tama]

With an [expletive, expletive] here,
an [expletive, expletive] there,
Here an [expletive]
There an [expletive]...

[Brojekk]

Bad enough they're not making their payments...but then giving Twitch a hard time about it...that's a special kind of low right there.

[Gilhelmi]

I love these threads that get derailed in the most humorous ways. It warms my soul.

[eltf177]

There's a lesson to be learned here, kids.

If you don't make your payments, Twitch will come and get you...

I would _love_ to have seen the expression on MacDonald's face when he came back to find the trailer gone. I bet you could hear the swearing for miles!

[taxguykarl]

If you don't make your payments, Twitch will come and get you...

If Twitch doesn't, someone else will
Pay for your stuff--or else.

[Tama]

That actually makes me think of this:

Pay Your Debt

[taxguykarl]

OK I give up....Where's the LIKE button?

[sms001]

OK I give up....Where's the LIKE button?

Ditto that - you go Twitch!

(Seriously, I would occasionally like a Like button, but I'm really glad we don't have one, as I think it would pull from our involvement somewhat.)

[catcul]

If you don't make your payments, we guarantee three things:

bad credit, lousy timing, and Twitch will tow.