The object here is to string together the weirdest happenings we all witness while on the job, and see just how far down the rabbit hole we end up. Try to tack them together so that it more or less flows. I had the idea to do this after what I saw last night...
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Last night, a 48-year-old virgin sat in my lobby and talked for more than three hours with, alternately, the security guard and a tattooed dwarf who rides bulls for a living. Whenever the security guard needed to escape, he would come to the desk and we'd both just sort of marvel and reconfirm that, yes, this was actually happening. Meanwhile, the redneck princesses strolled at intervals through the lobby. When the security guard noted that some of them were actually kind of cute, I'd had enough and snapped, "I don't care how who looks what! It's two in the morning! They should be in bed and leaving me alone!"
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Last night, a 48-year-old virgin sat in my lobby and talked for more than three hours with, alternately, the security guard and a tattooed dwarf who rides bulls for a living. Whenever the security guard needed to escape, he would come to the desk and we'd both just sort of marvel and reconfirm that, yes, this was actually happening. Meanwhile, the redneck princesses strolled at intervals through the lobby. When the security guard noted that some of them were actually kind of cute, I'd had enough and snapped, "I don't care how who looks what! It's two in the morning! They should be in bed and leaving me alone!"
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