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    Sweet Jeebus
    I came into work after already knowing J had a FUN night Friday. One of our "I'm not here, nobody can know I'm here." EW's kind of.. fucked himself over. Long story short, idiot got his room busted into by cops, who were nice enough to use the key (No door down YAY) but, had to cut the chain to get in. Crap. So.. eh. Door locks, we're good.
    Called Mommy Manager to tell her and all she can do is "I leave for one night and tada people go stupid? Stick his ass on DNR (do not rent.) I knew if we let him stay enough times he'd hang himself. Night!"

    Me: "Uh.. okay?"

    And she gets the pleasure of hitting his card for the damage to the room. Man.. I wanted to do it!

    Bad Casino! No room for you!
    Second weekend Casino Asshat has done this to me. They call, ask if we have rooms, I say yes.. they say they'll call back with how many they need. Seeing as it's USUALLY one.. and I was screwed last weekend, I told them they got 10 minutes to figure their stuff out, as if they weren't paying, I was going to sell the rooms to people that were.
    As of.. now.. no Casino Asshot rooms.

    The only "C" word accepted at this hotel: Can't.
    See, you called me a cunt. By the way, that's the FASTEST way to insure I'm not nice when you come in. Yes, it's a word that "Shouldn't be offensive." but I still don't like it. That and the N word, to me, earn you NO respect.
    And now, you're griping to my sister site that my rack rate was too high and I was overcharging you because I was a feminist. Psst.. dumbstick.. that's the STARTING rate. Had you not been a jerk, I'd have happily helped you with the rate. But, you were, so I won't.

    I really need my intercom back.
    Yes, I admit I'm a wimp when I don't have my intercom to use. But that's because using this weak door lock by leaving it unlocked, bugs me. I like my protection damnit. So.. if Mr. sir can't spend the 20 minutees to fix this week, Mommy Manager said I could smack him and ask him why not. :P She's not serious of course, but I feel a lil better.

    No. NO no no.
    Coversation between me and Sir StuAss. (Stupid ass).

    Me: Thank you for calling the wonderful hotel, how can I help you?
    StuAss: "I want my room that's reserved."
    Me: "I show no incoming rooms sir."
    StuAss: "That's because it's reserved. I get the same room everytime."
    Me: "Can I have your name?"
    StuAss: "I'm there every weekend, you know me."
    Me: "No.. not over the phone, I'm sorry, I don't. So, may I have your name please?"
    StuAss: *insert real name here* Geez.
    Me: *typing away and really trying not to laugh* "Sir, you haven't ever stayed here. Are you sure you called the right hotel?"
    StuAss: "This is *hotel* in *totally wrong city* right?
    Me: "No sir. Hotel chain is right. but you have the wrong city. They're number is _______".
    StuAss: "Well you should have known where I meant to call!" *click*

    Wait.. Wait.
    I'm supposed to know who you are, when you've never stayed here, and can't get your numbers straight? Right.. sorry.. I failed telepathy course at Hogwarts.

  • #2
    About the final one (Stuass)..don't you just love that. I personally do not like phones, at all, but these type of people crack me up. *hugs and offers peanut butter and chocolate*
    Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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    • #3
      Reeses? I have some.. and money.. *stares at vending*

      I should have brought my DS> :P

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      • #4
        Sure, or Buckeyes (I tend to like the candy called Buckeyes better )
        Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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        • #5
          Wait, there was a telepathy course at Hogwarts? How did I miss that when I was th...

          Er. I mean. Hi.


          You poor, poor thing. *magically sends you your DS*
          "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
          "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
          Amayis is my wifey

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          • #6
            They only offered it for a short time. Once the students started reading the professors minds, they shut it down. Some of them have a lot of dirty secrets they don't want the kiddies to know
            Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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            • #7
              Oh, I just bet they do.
              "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
              "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
              Amayis is my wifey

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              • #8
                Like Snape and his dancing days? I mean.. crap.

                Thanks Eisa!

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                • #9
                  I hear he's quite accomplished at...dancing.

                  Particularly the horizontal kind.


                  LOL I can totally make innuendos about Snape but anyone else just...ewwwww the other professors are weird. And old.

                  ...that has led to some of the most disturbing fanfiction in the history of the world, I think.
                  "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                  "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                  Amayis is my wifey

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                  • #10
                    did I see jeebus?!? have you been listening to the Point again?

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                    • #11
                      So...StuAss stays at the hotel every weekend, huh? And yet, he doesn't have their number memorized by now, ....why?
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #12
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        So...StuAss stays at the hotel every weekend, huh? And yet, he doesn't have their number memorized by now, ....why?
                        Because, by his logic, he shouldn't have to His room should already be prepared and a harem put on standby to cater to his every whim before he arrives. And when he arrives, it should be with the sound of trumpets and the scattering of rose petals.
                        "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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                        • #13
                          See, you called me a cunt. By the way, that's the FASTEST way to insure I'm not nice when you come in.
                          why rent to this shitburger at all? abuse from the getgo should = no room for you.
                          look! it's ghengis khan!
                          Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                          • #14
                            Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                            why rent to this shitburger at all? abuse from the getgo should = no room for you.
                            Hey, using foul language at a server in my place of work gets you a manager with a rush on it. The only ones who didn't apologize were invited to either behave or return when they could behave like ladies.

                            We are still waiting.

                            (The GM does not like rude behavior. And most of the managers were servers at some point.)

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                            • #15
                              Quoth superhotelworker View Post
                              See, you called me a cunt. By the way, that's the FASTEST way to insure I'm not nice when you come in. Yes, it's a word that "Shouldn't be offensive." but I still don't like it.
                              Doesn't really matter if the speaker thinks it "shouldn't be offensive." It matters what the recipient of the foul language thinks...And, in this case, I'd guess that most people DO find the C-word just as bad as the N-word. This "guest" just got his "right to polite treatment" card revoked, too. I hope he's bannable ^_^
                              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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