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A few overheard, and most likely misconstrued, one sided conversations from customers, and co-workers. Some are funny, some made me want to hear more, and some scared me a little.
"Just grab, twist, and then stroke it a few times like I showed you last night... Now go get a towel and clean it off."
"Look under the sink and grab the bleach, then pour a few drops of that into a glass of Coke..."
"I think she was really a dude... I can't remember."
"...they all play with their balls, what's the difference?"
"You got it stuck where?... The toilet?... How the hell did you manage that? Never mind I don't wanna know."
"Just use a sock. They're as absorbent as towels and no one will know if you stain them."
"I hate it when I get toilet paper stuck in there."
"He's an innies... No that's uncircumcised, belly buttons are innies and outies."
"Your gonna put what in his Nair? Damn that's douchey."
"...cooking with semen..."
"Just grab, twist, and then stroke it a few times like I showed you last night... Now go get a towel and clean it off."
"Look under the sink and grab the bleach, then pour a few drops of that into a glass of Coke..."
"I think she was really a dude... I can't remember."
"...they all play with their balls, what's the difference?"
"You got it stuck where?... The toilet?... How the hell did you manage that? Never mind I don't wanna know."
"Just use a sock. They're as absorbent as towels and no one will know if you stain them."
"I hate it when I get toilet paper stuck in there."
"He's an innies... No that's uncircumcised, belly buttons are innies and outies."
"Your gonna put what in his Nair? Damn that's douchey."
"...cooking with semen..."