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I was flipping through the Lost and Found book today to find the last page to record some items, when an entry caught my eye. I flipped back to see if I'd seen what I thought I saw.
"Room XXX. Black 11" dildo."
One single thought burned in my mind: How did the employee know it was 11 inches long?
I took a long, slow glance around the desk, most notably at the rulers, and wondered if any had come into contact with the offending item.
Fortunately, when I went back to Lost and Found, I found the dildo, still in it's original box with the description on the box. It was still in it's wrapping so I don't think it was used. There goes someone's $60, I guess. More importantly, though, the rulers in the office are safe to touch!
"Room XXX. Black 11" dildo."
One single thought burned in my mind: How did the employee know it was 11 inches long?
I took a long, slow glance around the desk, most notably at the rulers, and wondered if any had come into contact with the offending item.
Fortunately, when I went back to Lost and Found, I found the dildo, still in it's original box with the description on the box. It was still in it's wrapping so I don't think it was used. There goes someone's $60, I guess. More importantly, though, the rulers in the office are safe to touch!
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