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Now having a fever is never fun, but it can make for some of the strangest (and from time to time) most awesome dreams. Today, as sweat poured from my forehead I had one of these dreams. First a little background is needed.
/background. Before I got sick, to say I was.. stout was a bit of an understatement. After a surgery to stop internal bleeding, still under anesthesia it took a number of orderlies to keep me down for them to put a breathing tube in me. Reports differ from 4-6 the hospitals records said 4.
The second bit of this background requires a little knowledge of 1980's (maybe 90's?). If you know who 'Road Dogg Jessie James, and Bad *** Billy Gun .. the new age outlaws.. are then that is all the background needed, except they had a very specific introduction they went through.
((Note this was as if I was watching something that was taped, not happening 'live))
The dream started with me jumping them (I had no idea why at the time), and leaving both in a heap by one of those industrial size trashcans that are green or brown normally. Anyhow, like on TV/movies sometimes you will see the words "X minute/hours/days earlier" The Outlaws had tried to jump my two nephews. They broke down the door, grabbed them, the door closed.. and next thing that happens is they are being carried by me (I had their arms twisted behind them and was more 'pushing them') out the door.
I proceeded to say "Gentlemen, let me explain the rules. My family and friends are off limits. I don't want you within a 100 yards of anybody I am even remotely related to."
Billy Gunn replied "And who the heck are you?"
My reply (Part of their introduction spiel with a small twist) "Oh you don't know? Your *** better call somebody!" and that was when I woke up. Heh fever driven dreams.
Right now, a kitten could probably lay across my arms and I would be hard pressed to lift my arm.
/background. Before I got sick, to say I was.. stout was a bit of an understatement. After a surgery to stop internal bleeding, still under anesthesia it took a number of orderlies to keep me down for them to put a breathing tube in me. Reports differ from 4-6 the hospitals records said 4.
The second bit of this background requires a little knowledge of 1980's (maybe 90's?). If you know who 'Road Dogg Jessie James, and Bad *** Billy Gun .. the new age outlaws.. are then that is all the background needed, except they had a very specific introduction they went through.
((Note this was as if I was watching something that was taped, not happening 'live))
The dream started with me jumping them (I had no idea why at the time), and leaving both in a heap by one of those industrial size trashcans that are green or brown normally. Anyhow, like on TV/movies sometimes you will see the words "X minute/hours/days earlier" The Outlaws had tried to jump my two nephews. They broke down the door, grabbed them, the door closed.. and next thing that happens is they are being carried by me (I had their arms twisted behind them and was more 'pushing them') out the door.
I proceeded to say "Gentlemen, let me explain the rules. My family and friends are off limits. I don't want you within a 100 yards of anybody I am even remotely related to."
Billy Gunn replied "And who the heck are you?"
My reply (Part of their introduction spiel with a small twist) "Oh you don't know? Your *** better call somebody!" and that was when I woke up. Heh fever driven dreams.
Right now, a kitten could probably lay across my arms and I would be hard pressed to lift my arm.
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