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I made this for a friend to cheer them up, but I figured there might be a few of us here who would appreciate it as well. 
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And does it play Alice Cooper's "Poison" when you open it?
Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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I need that printing.
RapscallionComment
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Print a couple dozen for Seraph.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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I could have used one with Thank God and Greyhound when my first wife left.Quoth Seshat View PostAnd does it play Alice Cooper's "Poison" when you open it?"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Worse...much worse..it plays Britney Spears Toxic over and over ... and it can't be shut off (not even closing the card shuts it up once opened)Quoth Seshat View PostAnd does it play Alice Cooper's "Poison" when you open it?Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.Comment
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There's actually a version of that song that I like...The Voice performance by Melanie Martinez.Quoth Mytical View PostI don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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