Wherein a New Challenger Appears

[Gravekeeper]

Half dragon and half giant? How did they...? Why did they?

Rapscallion

Somewhere there's a website devoted to that. With fan art.

I hate you... I hate you so effing hard right now. My heart says AoC, my pockets say Runescape. Got a buddy key you can spare?

I think it came with one here somewhere actually, but I dismissed it as cruel joke. Because the game is 30 gig. 30. Giving someone a buddy key without giving them the DVDs.....they'd have to go find a torrent. A 30 gig torrent.

Yes, that's right. Not DVD. DVDs.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Have you tried putting a sign on your chair threatening bodily harm if anyone touches it? Or asking nicely if that doesn't work?

[Gravekeeper]

Have you tried putting a sign on your chair threatening bodily harm if anyone touches it? Or asking nicely if that doesn't work?

No, they'd know I'd never catch them because they're gone by the time I start my shift. -.-

[Bliss]

Can you install shizzle in your work computer? get a webcam and a program that takes snapshots only when it detects image changes. (For linux a nice one is "motion")

[Gravekeeper]

Can you install shizzle in your work computer? get a webcam and a program that takes snapshots only when it detects image changes. (For linux a nice one is "motion")

Hehe, no can do. 95% of the desks in the office are used by multiple people because we're a 24/7 operation.

Plus the network admin would kill me. He already hates that I've gotten around all his proxies and what not to get on the Internet. =p

[Becks]

you got a stale cracker. Mmhmmm.

Crouton O'Christ is much funnier.

[crashhelmet]

This is a First Even in My Illustrious Career

Some of the hotel guests climbed onto the roof in their underwear this evening. Really. Neighbours were calling me to complaining that there were people in their undies climbing onto the roof. I half wondered if I was being pranked but the duty manager confirmed that there were indeed guests in their undies climbing on the roof and he was already attempting to deal with the situation. The situation which consisted of hotel guests stripping down to their panties and climbing onto the roof from their balcony at 3am.

If you're wondering at the level of potential Darwin Award involved here this is a 4 story building.

*cough* BeenThereDoneThat *cough*

Me + Alcohol + Rocky Horror Picture Show Convention = Need Demand for Helmet.

I've been known to jump from one balcony to another simply because the hallway was too crowded, among many other stupid things.

CH

[OfficeSlug]

Saving Throw: ( Save vs Crazy ) : *Success!* ( 18 + 2 = 20 )

Barely, might I add!!!!!

Geez LOUISE!!!!

[ShadedWings]

I've named mine "Prinny".

*highfive* Prinny, dude!

[Bandit]

GK - Try your Health and Safety committee.

I had the same deal about two years ago, and I had to make an official complaint to the Health and Safety folks to get a new chair. There was not any budget for a new chair, but when they got involved, voila! New chair.

Wish I could have stolen it when I left that job.

B

[Reyneth]

Hot Tips for America

SC: “You know Prince Charles is just waiting for the Queen to die so he can become King.”

Wait, he said something that actually makes SENSE?

Wow, better go stock up my "end of the world is coming" supplies!

[Jacen]

. Though technically the area code in question is 404 ( Yes, the irony is not lost on me ). Those of you who know this code may already see the potential.

404 Page not Found. 404 brain cells not found?

Why does your company (you work in a call center, right?) tollerate this hot tips for america guy?

Wait... Is Jesus a human paladin or a night elf priest? lol...

[Gothicsmurf]

404- Ah, downtown Atlanta. Were you calling a place on Peachtree?

[Tee]

Crouton O'Christ is much funnier.

I thought a bowl of Christ Chex was funny as well. :P

Wait... Is Jesus a human paladin or a night elf priest? lol...

Well, he ressed himself, and he walked on water.... So I'm going with Shaman.

[Gravekeeper]

Well, he ressed himself, and he walked on water.... So I'm going with Shaman.

I don't recall Jesus running out of mana after one miracle.