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Quoth Antisocial_Worker View PostFirst, under the assumption that night auditors don't have enough to do, some shining mind at a higher pay grade than me decided to make the night auditors set out the breakfast. The breakfast attendant just maintains it.
Quoth Antisocial_Worker View Post"No, I only drink organic water."
Quoth Antisocial_Worker View PostWhen he'd gone through the whole bowl, and come up with the two most perfect apples to be found in it, he clutched them to his chest and scurried away.
Quoth KellyHabersham View PostMy question is.......what does "two and a half person" mean?
Quoth notalwaysright View PostI've also seen a hotel that passive-aggressively tried to get people to stop eating so much by cutting the muffins and bagels into four pieces. Technically the bagels ended up in eight pieces. It was so weird.
Quoth dalesys View PostWell, Bill's from the hotel... he doesn't have any arms or legs. His twin Matt is in front of the tub.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Strathclyde View PostThat reminds me of something I was discussing with a friend the other day... If someone more knowledgeable than I could explain why my dayquil and ibuprofen say "Gluten Free", given I assumed that would already be the case, I'd be very interested to know!The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth Strathclyde View PostThat reminds me of something I was discussing with a friend the other day... If someone more knowledgeable than I could explain why my dayquil and ibuprofen say "Gluten Free", given I assumed that would already be the case, I'd be very interested to know!
Soy sauce is the #1 thing that I find people are surprised at. It's not always (or even usually) just soybeans. They use flour as a fermentation base. Most soy sauce you see at the store will have wheat in it. So anything that uses soy sauce is suspect; and a LOT of things use soy sauce.
(My father and all my siblings are celiacs, and I married a celiac with a celiac son. This is pretty much my life.)
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Quoth manybellsdown View PostSoy sauce is the #1 thing that I find people are surprised at. It's not always (or even usually) just soybeans. They use flour as a fermentation base. Most soy sauce you see at the store will have wheat in it. So anything that uses soy sauce is suspect; and a LOT of things use soy sauce.
(My father and all my siblings are celiacs, and I married a celiac with a celiac son. This is pretty much my life.)The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth gerund View PostHere in Australia they have an expiry date on salt. You know, pure sodium chloride the chemical.
I suppose if it was organic salt it would last longer.
There's a website (last looked a few years ago, might not be around any more) that gave shelf lives for various food products. Fun fact: table salt and distilled liquor were the only things that had "indefinite" (i.e. unlimited so long as they don't get contaminated) shelf lives for OPENED packages.
Quoth sirwired View PostBut yeah, many "expiration" dates on products are really just date codes for quality control in case there's a problem with a batch and don't correspond to any noticeable actual product degradation.
Quoth NecessaryCatharsis View PostThere is a brand of water I've seen for sale advertising itself as 'pure water' that 'fish has never swam in'. I've overthought this concept to death and still can't come up any situation which would guarantee that individual water molecules have never touched a fish.Quoth fireheart View PostPurified rainwater from a rainwater tank?Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth Antisocial_Worker View Post"Please Steal From Us" guaranteeLast edited by Alpha Strike; 02-02-2015, 02:04 PM.Be a winner today: Pick a fight with a 4 year old.
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Quoth Alpha Strike View PostI'm going to a stab in the dark here and assume this is NOT the official name of the policy. What, in theory, is this guarantee supposed to do?
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Of course, corporate should be tracking incidents of the guarantee being used, not just on a "which locations have dissatisfied customers" basis (to try to improve service), but which customers are never satisfied. After all, a perpetually dissatsified customer, who routinely gets a free night, is going to cost the company money rather than being profitable.
If a particular customer has more than a threshold percentage of dissatisfaction (making allowances for infrequent guests - someone who invoked the guarantee on their only stay would have a 100% dissatisfaction rate, but that's due to small sample size rather than expectations excessive to the chain's standards), the hotel chain should politely suggest that they stay elsewhere, since the chain's standards of operation clearly don't meet the customer's expectation.
If, when they reach the "too picky to rent" stage, they have any outstanding reservations (i.e. on a road trip), there are various ways the chain could handle things, with the extremes being to honour the reservations (but not allow them to make any new ones) and to cancel the reservations without notice. I'd lean toward calling the phone number associated with the reservations and letting them know that the reservations are canceled. If that means leaving voice mail on their home phone while they're out on the road expecting a room to be ready for them (when an event in town has all hotels sold out), that's their problem.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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