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  • #16
    You beat up your friend
    We are not a boxing ring
    We're a buffet place

    So you DO work here?
    Manager is coming now
    Looks like you're screwed, dude.

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    Hey, there, kitchen staff!
    Supplier is outside now
    But you do not come.

    Supplier is mad
    He has food to be picked up
    But you do not come.

    He calls; yells at me
    I call you to get his stuff
    But you do not come.

    I call many times
    Many times you do not come.
    Dad is coming now.

    Dad picks up the stuff
    We go to the kitchen and
    Disconnected phone!

    You disabled phone!
    I fix it to your dismay
    Looks like you're screwed, dudes!
    cindybubbles (👧 ❤️ 🎂 )

    Enter Cindyland here!

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    • #17
      You have reached I.T.
      Now I must tell you this first--
      Turn it off and on.
      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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      • #18
        no, no, no, no, no
        nonono, nonono, NO!
        NO, NO,NO,No,NO!
        Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
        Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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        • #19
          You get in my face
          Your stench shrivels my eyebrows.
          Please, go take a bath!

          "40 percent off
          Right there on the sign!" you say.
          That's for something else.

          Coupon expired
          Last week. You pitch a tantrum.
          We still won't take it.

          You bitch and complain.
          "I will not shop here again!"
          We'll see you next week.

          Also, some older ones I wrote.
          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
          My LiveJournal
          A page we can all agree with!

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          • #20
            I called your number
            I looked at you and called
            Pay attention, hag.
            Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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            • #21
              You got your gas bill
              But you won't pay it again.
              No power for you.

              We cut off your supply
              You claim this is illegal
              Kindly fuck off.

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              • #22
                A foul stench hanging
                Somebody pooped on the floor
                Better get the mop
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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