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  • Brooklyn Bar Menu generator.

    This is absolutely hilarious.

    http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/
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  • #2
    I like my sardine balls pan-seared and my booze seasoned. Look like my kind of places.
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    • #3
      I think I want the "awakened ham with free-range watermelon".
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      • #4
        Booze souffle.

        Seaweed and booze balls.

        Winter salt. I can get that here but we don't usually eat it

        OMG
        Last edited by MoonCat; 09-05-2015, 02:47 AM.
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        • #5
          Distressed oysters ...

          I am pretty certain that all oysters, once they get yanked out of the sea are pretty well distressed
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          • #6
            $12 for assorted watermelon! $12 for...just watermelon! $8 for butter!

            $14 for bison balls!

            Hipsters are so funny.
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            • #7
              And what the hell is sungold?
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              • #8
                Frightened sunflower. How is it made? Do you just sneak up behind it and yell boo?
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                • #9
                  Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                  Frightened sunflower. How is it made? Do you just sneak up behind it and yell boo?
                  Nope. Yell MOO!
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                  • #10
                    Quoth MoonCat View Post
                    And what the hell is sungold?
                    I think it's a tomato.
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                    • #11
                      Corn bombs?

                      I know I've had to clean some of those up. I know I'd never want to eat them.
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                      • #12
                        booze with hand-pulled kraut
                        OK!

                        sprouted ham
                        Uh, I wouldn't eat that, I suspect it's been in the fridge for far too long

                        water spread
                        Talk about low-cal!
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                        • #13
                          My wife is from New York (Long Island, more specifically). She says it's "midwesterners who move to New York" who do things like the "Brooklyn Bar Menu" with the hoity-toity "foodie" foods on it.
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                          • #14
                            lol wow... i got salt for 10 bucks! XD

                            also... booze crumble with pan seared fennel and chorizo... that actually doesn't sound half bad! LOL

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                            • #15
                              Quoth katzklaw View Post
                              lol wow... i got salt for 10 bucks! XD
                              The other day I got Water for $18. Nothing else, just water.
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