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    I have been reliably informed that the Mayan Apocalypse was a rain of snakes and spiders descending upon the world.

    Australians failed to notice.
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    "For you, the rain of spiders and snakes from the skies was the ending of your world.

    "But for us, it was Tuesday."
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    • #3
      Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
      "For you, the rain of spiders and snakes from the skies was the ending of your world.

      "But for us, it was Tuesday."
      Some people do not like that movie..me..I liked it
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      • #4
        Quoth Seshat View Post
        I have been reliably informed that the Mayan Apocalypse was a rain of snakes and spiders descending upon the world.

        Australians failed to notice.
        Well, I dunno about the Mayan Apocalypse, but what's happening today is just the Mayan calendar "rolling over" at the end of a cycle (rather like older car odometers rolling over from 99,999.9 to 00,000.0)

        No "end of the world" about it.

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        • #5
          Quoth Mytical View Post
          Some people do not like that movie..me..I liked it
          Raul Julia made that movie as far as I'm concerned. xD
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          • #6
            Quoth ComputerNecromancer View Post
            Well, I dunno about the Mayan Apocalypse, but what's happening today is just the Mayan calendar "rolling over" at the end of a cycle (rather like older car odometers rolling over from 99,999.9 to 00,000.0)

            No "end of the world" about it.
            I think you missed the joke entirely.
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