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"So, did that scabies lady at least go into the flu shot area before she showed you her tits?"
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"I bet she saw you licking your eyebrows and thought you were an aunteater."Quoth ShinyGreenApple View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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"You're not sucking hard enough."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"I'll make the Mac bleeeeeed.""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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"We need retraining in Key West."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"Will you two STOP laughing? I don't want to hear anymore laughing, I only want to hear moaning."The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.Comment
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"Here... Scan my wiener.""And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"If you think SHI EATA is bad, his server has CUM in it."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"She was nice, it was almost like talking to a real person"Comment
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"If it's wet, and it is not yours, don't touch it."The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.Comment
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"So, you were an accident?"
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"My eggnog brings all the boys to the yard."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"Come on over for New Year's and watch the balls drop- er, I mean, ball drop...Hm...On the other hand, I've already given you one really bad idea today and gotten you yelled at x.x""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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CW1: "Is it a big one?"
CW2: "It's a jumpy one!"
CW1: "Get a kleenex!""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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"Did you take my Z away?"
"I didn't know so many things were things!"Is it Asshole Day or what? - MoonCat
It's ALWAYS Asshole Day. - Jay2KWingerComment
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