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  • One posted by Crabbbycabbie before the latest fall

    A post by Crabbycabbie, following up on his tales of how people really shouldn't get cabs:

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    I promised to explain about the lady who offered up BJs for beer to the drivers late at night ... I never brought her beer but I did take her to visit her various boyfriends in the county jail quite often.

    This was early on when I first started driving a taxi and I was still easily embarrassed (NOTHING embarrasses me now)...I had taken this lady for yet another trip to the jail so she could see her latest boyfriend (this was about the fifth time I took her ... always a different guy too).

    When we got back to her house she tells me her money is inside and to come with her ... once she gets the door open she stops by the counter and hands me a stack of Polaroids (I have been told to never go into a lone female's place or risk havign her claim that I sexually assaulted her so I'm standing in the open doorway)... the pics she gives me are of her and MANY different man... all of them XXX(she appears to be quite a flexible young woman)... she tells me to look through them while she goes to get my money.

    It's not long before I notice she's back... she is wearing only a pair of panties and she sticks her head under my arm and begins to point out things in the pics she thinks I might be interested in...my mind is in overload...in my hands I have pornographic pictures of a woman who is nearly naked clinging to me...she has her hand around my waist and asit begins going down I panic and flee like a little girl back to my cab.

    She comes utside (yes it's datime) still just in the panties with some cash in hand... she grins at me and says I forgot to collect my fare.

    In time I really get to know her and she's a nice woman (horny as hell yes) and I came to like her.

    That was me in the beginning...I was living with a woman for most of the time that I had that job, so I never took any of the offers I got but I did learn to deal with the unexpected much better as time went on.

    This story is similar but it happened much later on when I had thought I had seen it all...turns out I was wrong.

    I pick up this man crying in front of one of the gay bars in town...he tells me his boyfriend just broke up with him in front of all their friends in the bar just minutes before...he says his boyfriend is not satisfied with the quality of BJs my fare was capable of performing(I did not need to know that).

    I try to get him calmed down saying either they'l get back together and the guy will apologize, or he'll find someone who is even better...someone who won't try to hurt you in front of all your friends...you know, blah blah blah all the things you tell someone who just broke up(works just the same if it's two guys and not a male and female)...he stops crying and calms down by the time we get to his house...I think he has taken my words to hear but noooooo

    He tells me he wants a second opinion and suddenly dive bombs my crotch and attempts to get my zipper down...I'm thinking WTF!!!!! I grab him by the back of his neck and try to yank him back up but he has a death grip on my legs and let's just say my honor is in serious jeopardy...I finally get one hand under his chin and force him up and then slammed him into the passenger side window...I am about ot pop him a good one when I see him begin to sob hysterically...now I can't hit him damn it.

    In the end I have to spend another ten minutes sitting there comforting the guy who just tried to violate me...in a million years I never thought I'd be in this situation...sheeeesh!

    I get him calmed back down...he pays me...I never see him again but it gives me another story for your enjoyment.

    I will say this, though...that incident gave me a greater appreciation for what many women go through when a guy gets all handzy on her.

    I have no idea how I would have reacted if this had happened early on in my taxi career...before I began driving I don't believe I ever even met a self-acknowledged gay person.

    The first gay man I ever met while driving was a 6'8" man in an expensive evening dress(the single most hairy man I ever saw in my life)...heavily made updespite a full beard and wearing a crown...he gets in and I say I like your crown and he growls at me "It's a tiara damn it!"

    BTW he got in with a very short man(in a tuxedo) and they sat in the back with their arms around each other(in case you were thinking he was just a crossdresser and not really gay).
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