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    Finally I can post a short, but still funny story from my new job!

    As I've written before, I'm now an IT tech within a small software company.

    (Important small background: When we can't pick up the phone for some reason, the call is redirected to a call center where they take a message and send us the message by e-mail. The e-mail contains the customer's contact info, the issue they are calling about and what action they would like us to take.)

    Here today, a planned re-do of our internet network was started, so our phones (that run on IP) were down and I had to tele-commute from home. All our current customers were notified in advance that the phone lines would be down ALL day and we could be contacted by e-mail ONLY.

    In the afternoon, this gem arrived by mail from the call center:

    Customer: XX with YY company, tel. ZZ
    Issue: Would like to know when your phones are back up
    Action preferred: Call back

    I managed to get back to the customer by e-mail and resolve their issue (they're regulars and very sweet, so no problems there), but still...
    Last edited by NorthernZel; 10-14-2016, 07:16 PM.
    A theory states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

    Another theory states that this has already happened.

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    You: "Hi, I'm just calling to let you know that our phones aren't back up yet ..."

    Customer: "Uh ... buh ... wha ..."

    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

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